Laughter IS the best medicine!

It’s almost full moon in my part of the world and guess what I’m doing tomorrow night 
when it's FULL moon?

No .... not riding on my broomstick with my black cat.  To be honest, the thought of swooshing through the air to harass all and sundry who wind me up has huge appeal
 ... but that’s NOT what I’ll be doing tomorrow night.

Instead, I’m going to be in a kayak paddling my way to Browns Island to enjoy the vista of the sun setting over my adopted city .... weather permitting of course.

I am SO excited.  This kayak trip has been postponed TWICE already 
so I’m hoping it’s third time lucky!  Yay!

The sun rise this morning was spectacular!  I walked out the front door to the most amazing red skies and knew that the vista at the view site was going to be stupendous. 
It didn’t disappoint.  The sky was on fire.

I was ALMOST late for work. 

Thank goodness I wasn’t.  I get to meet the most entertaining customers in the shop.  Today’s comedian had us all in stitches .... and her son embarrassed ... unintentionally though.

We were talking about men .... as we so often do .... and their general inability to understand a woman’s need to shop.  

On a shopping expedition in London her husband had been waiting outside the shop for her.  She exited the shop, took his hand and continued on down the street, chattering away to him nineteen to the dozen.  Expecting an answer to something she’d said, she turned sideways to see if he’d heard her, only to see it WASN’T her husband who’s hand she was holding!  It was a complete stranger who was trying very hard to suppress the laughter.  

We were in stitches as she continued with her next story, also in London, on the tube.

Both her and her husband worked in the city and caught the same tube home but from different stations.  She climbed on the tube one evening and saw her husband further down the carriage.  On exiting the tube, she headed up the escalator and, on spotting what she thought was her husband in front of her, pinched his bum.  It WASN’T her husband.

Black swan on the bay ... unusual

Just as we thought it couldn’t get any funnier she finished off her one-man show with another tube story.  One evening the tube came to a sudden stop and passengers were sent flying.  One young man came hurtling down the carriage towards her, hands out in front to stop himself hitting anything.  He stopped when his hands landed on her boobs ... and she has VERY nice boobs!

The other customers and I were in hysterics.   Laughter sure IS the best medicine.